The heart is an extremely self-sabotaging hunter

Now - feeling like a stranger in a strange land, I wonder if I read to burn out some of my existence; to take myself away from the now, place with where Belle D.J is in my current book.
It is the renewed enthusiasm that I read this, and continue to do so. I dont want to put this book down.
I think I'm frightened that if I finish this book, I might remember where I am, now.

Am I reading to bury self?

Question answered I suppose.


Frank humor (Please pardon the use of explicit words):

Man to Woman: Your handy cut-out-and-keep translation:

I've never cheated on a girlfriend: I've never had sex with two woman in a day, at least not without showering first. Probably.

My phone doesnt get very good reception here: I'm going to turn off my phone when I'm at her house, in case you ring.

I think of you all the time: I think of you when I'm sending you a text.

Where have you been all night?: Dont you dare do any of the things I do!

You're the only woman I've ever really loved: I tell this to all the girls.

I'm not a liar: I'm a liar.

And ever wondered why women have the reputation of being the more demanding of the two sexes when men are actually just as the fussiest little fusspots on the face of the earth?

Example: Pain. Ask a woman for a list of the most physically painful experiences and you'll get an answer like childbirth and brazilian waxing, in that order. Men, on the other hand, find shaving cuts an ordeal. Shaving cuts. A wee blade getting a touch too close to the skin.

Male egos require constant stroking. Every task is an achievement, every success epic. That is why women cook, but men are chefs: we make cheese on toast, they produce pain au fromage.
But they are no clever housewives if you ask me - comes the mistake of, maybe turning white wash to pink, burning a hole when ironing, washing socks with suits - But obviously being a man, and therefore having a man-sized ego, neither the man or woman will bring it up again.

It's not unfair. It's just that. Fact.